“Didn’t they give you all the details? Because I need you to do graphic design, web development, copywriting, run paid ads on two social networks, and handle emails. We just don’t want to hire a designer until January.”
That’s what the “Marketing Manager” told me on a Zoom call.
She basically wanted me to do the work of five people… like we were talking about binge-watching Netflix.
She looked completely lost. I seriously doubt she knew what she was talking about.
The only thing missing was her asking if I could clean bathrooms because they couldn’t afford a janitor.
The “recruitment company” contacted me to work as an Email Marketing Manager.
Supposedly, I was just going to write copy and review their poorly executed email campaigns.
But when I joined the meeting, they dropped the bomb: expecting me to do it all and let them step on me.
And what did I do?
I left the meeting in two minutes.
Because I don’t do charity.
And you, do you run a business? Don’t be like these people.
These “all-in-one” positions are more like being a circus clown. Sure, you can find rookies who juggle and can do mucho…
…but they’ll do it badly.
On the other hand, if you hire a real marketing specialist, doubling your ROI is almost a given because we focus on one thing and do it damn well.
So don’t ask me to do viral TikTok dances. Thanks.
If you run a serious business with an email list that’s just collecting dust, send me a message.
Every day you do nothing, you’re burning money like a drunk gambler at a casino.
You can reach me here.
Until then,
Cesar